Ocrakoke

Tuesday morning Dad decided we were going to take the ferry to Ocrakoke, an island strip close to Nags Head. It was my first time on a ferry and it won't certainly be my last. It was so cool driving onto a boat with a lot of other cars. I took out my tripod and video camera and starting recording the boats passing by. It was an experience I will never forget.

While my JVC, (video camera) was on the tripod, I took my flip and toured the ship. People stared at me as I shined a bright light all around the boat, and, in their faces (oops)! Lots of boats passed.

Ocrakoke was a pretty interesting place. We saw a civil war museum, a civil war monument, a grey lighthouse, and many other things. It was amazing!

I liked the food! I ate a king mackerel for the first time and it was really good.

I had a fun time! I wish we could have stayed longer but we had to get on the ferry again at 4:00. The ride back wasn't as fun as it was the first time. I sat in the jeep and finished a book.

The day ended with the biking of me and new friends, the playing of my guitar, and the eating of a sandwich. It was a good day.

(Announcer) Next time on Bourne's BIG Trip, we go from crab hunting to girl hunting. See you next time on Bourne's BIG Trip!

(Director) Cut!

(Andrew) Uh, I'm glad that's over. It's hard to write. Hey, are we still on?

(Director) Cut! I said cut!

(Keyboard) Oh, sorry.

(Director) Stop typing keyboard.

(Keyboard) I can't!

(Director) Somebody stop him!

(Keyboard) You can't stop me! You're a bunch of words!

(Andrew) Uh, where is my latte. I asked for a latte! Ahh!

(Keyboard) I can't stop because a big human is typing all of this. Hey, he's typing something.

(Keyboard/Big Human) I am the real Andrew. I am making all of you up. Yes. I am.

(Director) Let's shut the computer down! Go, go, go!!!!

(Start) Hey, what are you guys doing? You can't shut this down. Only the human can.

(Director) Try the cyberspace!

(Employee) Hey, I found a switch that will restart the computer! But it will destroy us all!

(Director) It's worth it! Pull the switch!

(Employee) [about to pull switch]

(Word) [COMES UP BEHIND HIM) No! Why don't you all just come into my word document. You'll just be off of blogspot.com. Come on! [everyone exits]

(Keyboard) That doesn't delete the fact that everyone who reads this will read all of this. Words are idiots!

(THE END!)