There was a kid named Dennis and he liked to dance he went to the store and bought some jelly beans taking the jar he ate them all and got sick the next day he went to the doctor and the doctor said you shouldn't of done this the expiration date is two months ago and he said i gotta go to the restroom when he went to the restroom he threw up the doc said u have the stomach ache he said yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i do not have to go to school and his mom said give me the medicine i will pay anything if he does not go to school he will go crazy the doc said it will take a month she said noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
as the got home he went in his room and poured all his belongings out the window even his 92 cats then his neighbor went to his door step with his pet dinosaur the kid answered the door with thousands of jelly beans falling out of his mouth as he was rolling on the ground panting as he said hi the man said what the dude rackets r u doing and he said just being my normal self as he screamed boogalygafjufbnjkmfghhkkgfdghvhghcfgdbghhjhjghdsvfhgjkhghjfjh then he said im gonna go get a squash as he rolled down his driveway doing the buggy he gets up on his head and is about to reach the squash as a purple limo pulls up at the end of his driveway and says hi were the government then pulls him in to the limo and his mother watching through her window while crying jumps out her window and lands on the outside of her car and follows them not far behind because she is speeding she calls her husband and tells him what happened and he said on my way when the limo stopped at a weird warehouse building the mom does not stop because she thinks there still moving as they put the kid oh and did i mention the boys name was Denis anyway as they lay denis down on a lab table and right before the test on his craziness he punches them and runs away laying on the ground the man in charge orders his thugs to catch denis they follow denis until denis runs into his dad walking and looking for denis he says dad then the dad realizes the thugs charging for them he quickly says denis close your eyes while dad kicks his leg up real high and kicks the thugs right in the noses they fall back dad taps denis and then the cross the street to find as giant teddy bear standing before them then they swiftly unzip the teddy bear and hop in as denis really confused the teddy bear is inside of a hot air balloon floating in the air they reach there house then the house roof disappears and the they reach his bedroom the roof is there and the teddy bear and hot air balloon is gone then the feels tapping and opens his eyes and his mother is standing before him and he asked what happened and she says well when we got home from the doctors office u went into your room and went to sleep i have been giving u your medicine and checking on u and your all better so long story short u have been asleep for a month so go eat your pancakes and then get ready for school THE END:)-Rebecca Bourne
What would the world be like without punctuation! This blog post was used to show people,mostly kids and teens, that the rules of literature are very important, and that no one can read a sentence where there is no punctuation. Texting language is, well, not promising, and shows the reader that the writer is sloppy and does not take care in his/ her writing. I strongly oppose text slang, and do not want to ever write it. Besides telling rules are cool, this blog post is a fun story with twists and turns, and confusing ends. It has two messages: 1, to confuse the reader and make him/ her read over what they just read, and 2, for the reader to imagine a life without punctuation. SOOOOO SCARY! Leaving with a positive outlook, please don't text talk unless you absolutely need to. It makes someone like me not understand what your saying! See u ltr! (You see, it's hard to read) Gdnght!(hard to read too!)
,The blogger.
Wacky story WITH punctuation
There was a kid named Dennis and he liked to dance. He went to the store and bought some jelly beans. Taking the jar, he ate them all and got sick. The next day he went to the doctor and the doctor said,"You shouldn't of done this the expiration date is two months ago!" He said," I gotta go to the restroom," When he went to the restroom he threw up. The doc said you have the stomach ache! "He said,"
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i do not have to go to school!!!!!!!" His mom said, "Give me the medicine i will pay anything !If he does not go to school he will go crazy!" The doc said ,"it will take a month." She said," nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o"
As they got home he (Dennis) went in his room and poured all his belongings out the window, even his 92 cats!Then his neighbor went to his door step with his pet dinosaur. Dennis answered the door with thousands of jelly beans falling out of his mouth as he was rolling on the ground panting as he said, "Hi!" The man said," What the dude rackets are you doing!" He said, "Just being my normal self," as he screamed "boogalygafjufbnjkmfghhkkgfdghvhghcfgdbghhjhjghdsvfhgjkhghjfjh!" Then he said ,"I'm gonna go get a squash!" As he rolled down his driveway doing the buggy he gets up on his head and is about to reach the squash as a purple limo pulls up at the end of his driveway and says "Hi we're the government!" As they say that, they pull him in to the limo and his mother watching through her window while crying jumps out her window and lands on the outside of her car and follows them not far behind because she is speeding. She calls her husband and tells him what happened and He said,"On my way!" when the limo stopped at a weird warehouse building the mom does not stop because she thinks there still moving. As they laid Dennis down on a lab table and were about to test on him on his craziness when he punches them and runs away. Laying on the ground, the man in charge orders his thugs to catch Dennis. They follow Dennis until Dennis runs into his dad walking and looking for Dennis. Dennis says," Dad!" Then the Dad realizes the thugs are charging for them. he quickly says,"Dennis, close your eyes!" While he says that, he kicks his leg up real high and kicks the thugs right in the noses. They fall back ,Dad taps Dennis and then they cross the street to find a giant teddy bear standing before them. Then they swiftly unzip the teddy bear and hop in. As Dennis crouches in it, really confused, the teddy bear is inside of a hot air balloon floating in the air. They reach their house. Then the house roof disappears and they reach Dennis's bedroom. The roof is there and the teddy bear and hot air balloon is gone then he feels tapping and opens his eyes. His mother is standing before him and he asked ,"What happened?" She says ,"Well, when we got home from the doctors office you went into your room and went to sleep. I have been giving you your medicine and checking on u. And you're all better. So long story short you have been asleep for a month. So go eat your pancakes and then get ready for school." THE END:)-Rebecca Bourne
Editing done by A. Bourne.
This is as a fictional story. Any relation to people, things, places, or animals, living or dead, is completely coincidental.
Hope you enjoyed the story. We did.
Imagination is key for the growth of children,
Andrew B.
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